WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.510 --> 00:00:18.757 I'm looking for someone. Commander Shepard. 2 00:00:19.012 --> 00:00:22.612 I want to make those big blue titties of yours bounce. 3 00:00:29.979 --> 00:00:33.341 That's it, Blue! NOW you're getting into it! 4 00:00:36.389 --> 00:00:37.589 Do we have a deal, then? 5 00:00:38.091 --> 00:00:43.833 I'll find your Commander Shepard, or I'll turn half the galaxy over till I find her corpse. 6 00:00:44.075 --> 00:00:46.956 Keep me apprised. You know how to contact me. 7 00:00:47.270 --> 00:00:49.403 Guess it's time to steal a ship. 8 00:00:50.810 --> 00:00:51.527 Wait! 9 00:00:51.601 --> 00:00:53.308 What if I double the offer?! 10 00:00:53.347 --> 00:00:57.135 Any system you want within six relays for the price of three! 11 00:00:57.177 --> 00:00:58.375 Annoyed: 12 00:00:58.769 --> 00:01:01.710 I have already said no, thank you. 13 00:01:06.725 --> 00:01:08.930 N'aww, tough luck there, Champ. 14 00:01:09.507 --> 00:01:11.791 Maybe you should reconsider the whole 15 00:01:11.873 --> 00:01:15.137 "Offering long journeys to skittish Elcor on a rickety 16 00:01:15.137 --> 00:01:18.874 space coffin that'd make even a Turian hesitant" thing. 17 00:01:19.365 --> 00:01:20.498 What do you want, human? 18 00:01:22.229 --> 00:01:27.295 A long journey on a rickety space-coffin that'd make even a Turian hesitant. 19 00:01:27.682 --> 00:01:30.214 I don't have any money, but... 20 00:01:30.435 --> 00:01:32.777 That won't be an issue, will it? 21 00:01:34.123 --> 00:01:35.592 The hell it won't, human. 22 00:01:35.757 --> 00:01:37.792 No payment, no passage. 23 00:01:37.997 --> 00:01:39.713 24 00:01:40.989 --> 00:01:42.496 Surely there's... 25 00:01:42.775 --> 00:01:43.775 something... 26 00:01:43.869 --> 00:01:45.694 I can offer in trade. 27 00:01:46.746 --> 00:01:49.332 I can't purchase food with your breasts, Human. 28 00:01:49.607 --> 00:01:52.732 No payment, no passage. 29 00:01:53.219 --> 00:01:54.457 30 00:01:54.725 --> 00:01:57.728 H'okay, let me try this again: 31 00:01:58.290 --> 00:01:59.787 I want you 32 00:01:59.939 --> 00:02:01.283 To put this 33 00:02:01.934 --> 00:02:02.934 In me. 34 00:02:03.584 --> 00:02:04.407 And then: 35 00:02:04.863 --> 00:02:05.863 Afterwards 36 00:02:06.385 --> 00:02:09.202 I get a free ride on your ship. 37 00:02:09.828 --> 00:02:11.468 What do you think of that? 38 00:02:11.590 --> 00:02:13.390 Well, why didn't you just say so? 39 00:02:15.441 --> 00:02:17.041 40 00:02:23.675 --> 00:02:24.641 Fuck! 41 00:02:34.710 --> 00:02:37.875 Ohh, I knew Batarians were well hung... 42 00:02:42.786 --> 00:02:44.186 By the Gods, human... 43 00:02:53.819 --> 00:02:54.829 [S A T I S F A C T I O N] 44 00:02:54.887 --> 00:02:57.668 But I didn't expect it to be this big! 45 00:03:09.718 --> 00:03:10.232 [Subtle "I want rough sex" hint] 46 00:03:18.482 --> 00:03:19.042 [Error 404: Hint not received] 47 00:03:25.318 --> 00:03:26.718 What are you, stupid? 48 00:03:27.017 --> 00:03:28.217 Push my head down! 49 00:03:34.383 --> 00:03:35.983 Whatever you say, Human. 50 00:03:41.056 --> 00:03:42.989 Is that deep enough for ya? 51 00:03:46.102 --> 00:03:46.930 [Always practice safe rough sex] 52 00:03:53.114 --> 00:03:56.759 Fuck my face, you stupid Batarian bastard! 53 00:04:01.008 --> 00:04:02.535 Freakin' humans! 54 00:04:03.910 --> 00:04:06.258 Try doing this to a Batarian woman. 55 00:04:08.989 --> 00:04:10.256 Just the thought... 56 00:04:18.780 --> 00:04:21.124 I fucking need you inside me! 57 00:04:31.077 --> 00:04:34.410 You know why women wear their ponytails to bed? 58 00:04:35.780 --> 00:04:37.154 Well, this isn't a bed. 59 00:04:37.469 --> 00:04:39.644 And Batarian women don't have hair, so... 60 00:04:39.644 --> 00:04:40.396 [Frustration-at-worst-dirty-talk-ever intensifies] 61 00:04:41.058 --> 00:04:43.858 Shut the fuck up and pull my hair already! 62 00:04:44.591 --> 00:04:46.258 Again with the demands... 63 00:04:51.643 --> 00:04:52.221 [Happy squeal] 64 00:04:56.004 --> 00:04:58.404 Are all human women as bossy as you? 65 00:05:02.303 --> 00:05:03.503 Only the fun ones! 66 00:05:10.784 --> 00:05:15.085 Fuck! I need this thick cock pounding into me! 67 00:05:25.639 --> 00:05:27.906 Is this hard enough for ya, human? 68 00:05:31.618 --> 00:05:34.797 Choke me! I want you to choke me! 69 00:05:38.571 --> 00:05:40.505 You humans are fucking crazy! 70 00:05:50.719 --> 00:05:54.117 Maybe you'd prefer it somewhere else, you filthy human? 71 00:05:55.304 --> 00:05:58.448 My ass! Fuck me in the ass! 72 00:05:59.456 --> 00:06:00.823 Whatever you say! 73 00:06:10.723 --> 00:06:13.497 Now I understand why you humans are so popular! 74 00:06:20.256 --> 00:06:24.888 Aww, this is amazing! Tighter than any woman on Khar'Shan! 75 00:06:30.167 --> 00:06:30.980 [Hentai influence? In MY SFM porn? It's more likely than you think!] 76 00:06:38.978 --> 00:06:40.370 Holy shit... 77 00:06:41.197 --> 00:06:44.033 I'd be killed if I tried that with a Batarian woman. 78 00:06:54.244 --> 00:06:57.044 Maybe you humans aren't so bad, after all. 79 00:06:58.880 --> 00:07:01.600 This ship *really* is a piece of shit though. 80 00:07:02.330 --> 00:07:03.120 Yeah... 81 00:07:03.700 --> 00:07:05.200 ....but I love her all the same. 82 00:07:05.950 --> 00:07:08.070 She's nothing like the last ship I worked, though. 83 00:07:08.530 --> 00:07:10.200 Definitely no Katagari. 84 00:07:10.850 --> 00:07:12.230 What was the name you just said?! 85 00:07:13.250 --> 00:07:14.570 You mean the Katagari? 86 00:07:14.960 --> 00:07:16.000 Why? What's so spe- 87 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:17.350 [Sounds of diplomacy] 88 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:18.300 What the hell?! 89 00:07:18.620 --> 00:07:20.000 Dakka. ["His arms wide"] 90 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:21.130 Ten years ago. 91 00:07:21.880 --> 00:07:22.800 Sound familiar? 92 00:07:23.150 --> 00:07:24.740 What?! How do you know about... 93 00:07:25.460 --> 00:07:26.500 ...Oh shit. 94 00:07:26.780 --> 00:07:27.500 Its you! 95 00:07:27.900 --> 00:07:29.600 Yeah. It's me. 96 00:07:30.150 --> 00:07:32.130 L-listen! I-I'm sorry! 97 00:07:32.630 --> 00:07:34.130 What they did to you, it was- 98 00:07:34.500 --> 00:07:35.700 What "THEY" did?! 99 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:39.250 I don't remember any voyeurs as you batarian 100 00:07:39.500 --> 00:07:41.280 FUCKS took your turns with me! 101 00:07:41.850 --> 00:07:43.500 I-I said I'm sorry! 102 00:07:44.200 --> 00:07:45.500 Please don't kill me! 103 00:07:45.750 --> 00:07:48.200 Oh... I'm not going to kill you. 104 00:07:48.900 --> 00:07:50.200 I'm going to make you talk. 105 00:07:50.850 --> 00:07:53.700 Tell me the names of everyone aboard that ship 106 00:07:53.950 --> 00:07:55.900 and where I can find them. 107 00:07:56.750 --> 00:07:58.500 This is going to hurt. 108 00:07:58.950 --> 00:07:59.650 A lot. 109 00:08:00.640 --> 00:08:03.500 How many teeth do batarians have again? 110 00:08:04.650 --> 00:08:05.650 Please no! 111 00:08:05.890 --> 00:08:07.100 Don't! NO!! 112 00:08:12.500 --> 00:08:14.250 This ship might be a piece of shit... 113 00:08:14.530 --> 00:08:16.250 ...But, as long as it flies. 114 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:18.350 Sorry Blue... 115 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:20.290 ...Shepard's going to have to wait. 116 00:08:21.400 --> 00:08:22.900 This, is personal. 117 00:09:52.020 --> 00:09:54.750 Why are you contacting me on this line? 118 00:09:56.050 --> 00:09:57.050 Never mind that 119 00:09:57.320 --> 00:09:59.400 why are you contacting me at all? 120 00:10:00.300 --> 00:10:01.450 [groans in "That lady fucked me and then tortured me my dick so confused?!?!?"] 121 00:10:01.700 --> 00:10:03.450 And what the hell happened to you? 122 00:10:03.930 --> 00:10:06.500 Got in another fight with an Elcor, Kavil? 123 00:10:07.670 --> 00:10:08.900 She knows, sir. 124 00:10:10.300 --> 00:10:11.190 Who knows? 125 00:10:11.420 --> 00:10:12.310 Knows what? 126 00:10:14.070 --> 00:10:14.670 The girl... 127 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:16.060 ...from Pragia. 128 00:10:16.740 --> 00:10:18.060 She found me. 129 00:10:18.580 --> 00:10:19.170 She- 130 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:21.180 She found me sir. 131 00:10:23.090 --> 00:10:24.500 She has their names now. 132 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:27.100 Of everyone aboard the Katagari. 133 00:10:28.150 --> 00:10:30.470 And one of them is going to talk. 134 00:10:31.220 --> 00:10:32.970 ...leading directly to me. 135 00:10:34.220 --> 00:10:36.700 I'm not sure which was the bigger mistake. 136 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:39.750 Meeting your merry band of misfits in person... 137 00:10:40.100 --> 00:10:43.150 ...or hiring said band in the first place. 138 00:10:44.530 --> 00:10:46.000 Sir, please... 139 00:10:46.400 --> 00:10:48.770 Give me a chance, and I'll correct this! 140 00:10:48.970 --> 00:10:49.450 No! 141 00:10:50.160 --> 00:10:52.270 You've already done quite enough. 142 00:10:53.850 --> 00:10:55.900 I'll take care of her myself. 143 00:10:58.410 --> 00:10:59.000 ...Fuck.